I think our roommate has a boner...
Theory needs practice
Strictly business, with pleasure
Tuned to please and only that
Yes sir, i love cock!
Spit remains the best lube
Add some cheese and a good wine
Armed with a lot of will
Dick doesn't stand a chance
How far up is too far?
You make my temperature rise
A rent agreement in mind
All you need to know is in the eyes