Ditch the date, suck the server
Ditch the date, suck the server
It's what you'll do, not what you did
You look cute when you demand stuff
This part is scary!
At least she lets you watch it, loser
Being nice as promised
Perfect and also perfectly perverted
Just make sure nobody knows, ok?
You could have a girl help you out
Some memories leave a stretched trace
Wanna be grounded or have some fun?
You won't hear any complaints, sir!